Come on, Mom. Time to switch back," Jason told Sharon. But technically she wasn't Sharon, she had switched lives with her two-year-old niece Emily. It was part of a four-way swap between, Jason, Sharon, Cheryl, and Emily.

Jason and Sharon had swapped lives with Aunt Cheryl and Cousin Emily. Since they had all agreed to the swap, they would all have to agree to undo the swap. Physically for all of them, nothing changed. Sharon still looked like a plus-size middle-aged woman and Jason still had the body of a fourteen-year-old boy. Despite that, everyone treated Sharon as a toddler and Jason as a pretty 22-year-old woman.

"You think ' want to stay dis way?" Sharon replied. She had lost some abilities as part of the swap. For one, she couldn't speak very well. She also had to wear a diaper. She knew what she had to do when it came to potty training, but she couldn't manage it.

Jason escorted Sharon to the car and fastened her into the back safety seat. They couldn't risk Sharon being seen in the front seat. Everyone thought she was a toddler. If someone saw her in front and called the police, or the police see her directly, there would be trouble.

Jason, who had never driven a car before the swap, sat in the driver's seat. From the backseat, Sharon told Jason what to do. She told him to be very careful. He heeded her warning. He drove slowly, never faster than the speed limit. He checked his mirrors. He was on his best behavior.

"I'll be glad to get back to normal," Jason sighed.

"You think you have it bad? At least you aren't pooping yourself," Sharon retorted.

That wasn't exactly what she said. It was a more babyish version of that sentence. Jason knew exactly what Sharon meant, just as mothers would be able to understand their children when others might have difficulty.

"Who do you think is changing your diapers!"

"Better to change it, than to sit in it!"

"I have to kiss Uncle Wilson. He expects that."

"So, what."

"I have to put him off at night."

"When Wilson is around, I have to play like a baby. Do you know how boring that is?"

"Let's not argue. It'll all be over soon."

Jason didn't want to have to tell his mom that he and Wilson did get intimate. Jason knew it was wrong, but he felt some of Aunt Cheryl's passion for her husband and at a weak moment, Jason simply couldn't resist. Jason didn't want to say that it wasn't an unpleasant experience. He didn't want to admit to himself that he enjoyed it.

"You're right. Besides you should keep your concentration on the road."

"I'm driving slowly."

"I know, but others on the road might not be as patient as you are. Just be careful."

"We're here."