After The Trait Swapper entered the office, the entire office vibe changed from professional to that of a daycare full of toddlers, despite all the employees still being adults. This is a story of the new interactions between some employees.

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Sarah was sooooo mad she could stomp her little feet right through the parking lot. Ever since she heard that Allison had been saying meanie things about her---something like “Sah-wah dwesses wike a twamp”---her feelings had been all scrunched up like a crumpled coloring page.

Candice toddled beside her, hyping her up like a very tiny cheerleader.

“Go get her, Sah-wah!” she squeaked. “You wook so pwetty-pweshus! She gonna be soooo jelly-jelly!”

Sarah peeked down at her outfit: cream satin blouse (so shiny!), mint mini-skirt (twirly!), black dotted pantyhose (dotty-wotty!), and cream flats (click-clack, click-clack!). She smoothed her skirt with both hands, she could feel her thick diaper underneath, it wasn't wet...yet.

Then she spotted Allison by the strip mall entrance, standing there all grown-up but still acting like she needed a nap.

Sarah marched right up, puffing out her cheeks. “Aw-wison!” she barked.

“You say meanie things ’bout me? You say I dwess wike a twampy-wamp?!”